A programmer's wife tells him to go to the grocery store. She says, "Buy a link of Kielbasa (sausage). And if there are eggs, buy a dozen." The programmer comes home with a dozen Kielbasa links. He says, "There were eggs."
I’m a writer. I can do no other. God help me. Amen. B.A. English lit, M.A. Church History. (CC) Some rights reserved.