Dads Against Daughters Dating.
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Story idea: A series of boyfriend statements that start with “My car, it...” that “explain” why his car is always at your place. Like, “My car, it broke down and needs to be repaired.”
/Why are you always late?/
“My car, it’s really slow.”
/Why can’t you help me rake the leaves?/
“My car, it’s really been acting up lately.”
/What did you do in school today?/
“My car, (giggle) it stalled in front of school, man.”
/What are you going to do with your life?/
“My car, it’s a bitch.”
I didn’t ask you about your car…
/What are you doing here in the middle of the night?/
“My car … dude, it drove here all by itself! Freaky, right?”
Freaky. Yeah, it’s freaky, all right.
http://daddclub.com
Story idea: A series of boyfriend statements that start with “My car, it...” that “explain” why his car is always at your place. Like, “My car, it broke down and needs to be repaired.”
/Why are you always late?/
“My car, it’s really slow.”
/Why can’t you help me rake the leaves?/
“My car, it’s really been acting up lately.”
/What did you do in school today?/
“My car, (giggle) it stalled in front of school, man.”
/What are you going to do with your life?/
“My car, it’s a bitch.”
I didn’t ask you about your car…
/What are you doing here in the middle of the night?/
“My car … dude, it drove here all by itself! Freaky, right?”
Freaky. Yeah, it’s freaky, all right.
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