TELLER: Reason for unemployment?
OEDIPUS: I’m disabled.
T: Please state the reason for the disability.
O: Blindness.
T: (looks up) Oh, I see. I’m sorry. Were you born with this condition?
O: No…
T: Are you claiming worker’s compensation?
O: No. I gouged my own eyes out.
T: OMG! Why did you do that?!
O: Well - I killed my father and married my mother.
T: WTF?!
O: I didn’t do it on purpose!
T: Still! Ugh! … Here’s an AD&D form. Next please!
OEDIPUS: I’m disabled.
T: Please state the reason for the disability.
O: Blindness.
T: (looks up) Oh, I see. I’m sorry. Were you born with this condition?
O: No…
T: Are you claiming worker’s compensation?
O: No. I gouged my own eyes out.
T: OMG! Why did you do that?!
O: Well - I killed my father and married my mother.
T: WTF?!
O: I didn’t do it on purpose!
T: Still! Ugh! … Here’s an AD&D form. Next please!
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