Skip to main content

Oedipus in the unemployment office

TELLER: Reason for unemployment?
OEDIPUS: I’m disabled.

T: Please state the reason for the disability.
O: Blindness.

T: (looks up) Oh, I see. I’m sorry. Were you born with this condition?
O: No…

T: Are you claiming worker’s compensation?
O: No. I gouged my own eyes out.

T: OMG! Why did you do that?!
O: Well - I killed my father and married my mother.

T: WTF?!
O: I didn’t do it on purpose!

T: Still! Ugh! … Here’s an AD&D form. Next please!

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

A dreamscape. A world after collapse, reason unknown.

Tribes and princes. Swords and shields. Horse riding. A ranger, a woman, and a youth. Sometimes the woman writes on a typewriter, which she got from somewhere :) A scene. The ranger has a secret document of some kind. He goes to his locker and hides it in his coat. The leadership of the tribe is suspicious of him, and searches his locker. They find nothing. He realizes he has to leave. Another scene. The three are journeying through the woods, when they are surrounded by a prince and his small retinue. The ranger and his companions are superior, beheading one of the guards, and disarming (literally) another one. Archery is used as well as swordplay. The remaining guards stand down. One of the guards has an iron shield, which saves his life. The ranger hasn't seen such a shield before. The ranger threatens the prince, sword tip under his chin. The prince is defiant: "You savage. Do you not know there are towers that touch the sky from which we once ruled?" The ranger...
Post a Comment
Read more