Master Chief’s abortive attempt at making a commercial

MC: “KILLING SPREE!”

DIRECTOR: No, no, no! For the last time, it’s “Cooking Spray!” Got it? “Cooking Spray!” OK, try it again.

MC: “KILLING SPR-AY!”

DIRECTOR: No, “cooking spray.” Cooking. OK? Cooking. Not killing. All right, again.

MC: “COOKING SPR-EE!”

DIRECTOR: Sigh. It’s “Cooking Sp- “ you know what, everyone? Let’s take five.