Master Chief’s abortive attempt at making a commercial

MC: “KILLING SPREE!”

DIRECTOR: No, no, no! For the last time, it’s “Cooking Spray!” Got it? “Cooking Spray!” OK, try it again.

MC: “KILLING SPR-AY!”

DIRECTOR: No, “cooking spray.” Cooking. OK? Cooking. Not killing. All right, again.

MC: “COOKING SPR-EE!”

DIRECTOR: Sigh. It’s “Cooking Sp- “ you know what, everyone? Let’s take five.

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Map: Yushchenko vs. Yanukovych

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Our British election endorsement

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The airline announcement then goes on to tout the portable video player they have for rent. It plays TV shows and movies. Hmm? Why not a little book collection for borrowing? Could even be a special “airplane” size for portability. Also known as a paperback.

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